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The Studio

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	312	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5692
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	621157
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	925675
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magic Items Found:	7183	Runes Activated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	3134	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magic Items Found:	6329	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?