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ZenlessMC – The Chill Zone!

Chill, 2024.., Zenless, pre-release special program, STICKERS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with shark tails, scissors, and uniforms – because why not? Our server is so wacky, even Ellen herself would be begging to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a special program called “Welcome to New Eridu” where you’ll embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else.

And did we mention our exclusive redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get ready to unlock some epic rewards with codes like ZZZFREE100 and ZENLESSLAUNCH. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot Tiësto hanging out in our Zenless Zone Zero. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

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ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

New Eridu, Trailer, STICKERS, release date, Twitter account

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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PocketScissorsOops

Dangerous, common sense, Safety, hazardous, sharp tools

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.

u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.

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Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

Adults, New Content Mods, Biome mods, Create, Community

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

wargaming, Minecraft, Female Protagonists, game development, Adepta Sororitas

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

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/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

gig, Infiltration, genshin impact, smp, Daily check-in rewards

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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CraftyClassApology

Classroom, ACCUSATION, shame, Waste of time, teacher-parent communication

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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MineCraftMixtape

creativity, success, Fame, talent, long tail tag

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

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PrisonCraft2021

Democracy, political persecution, social media, Vladimir Putin, political prisoner

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

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Buff Network

PvP, Alliance, Thrilling, custom server, pvp server

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

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