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CraftyCut Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sentient scissors who are on a mission to find their lost friend Sid! Join us on this epic quest filled with twists, turns, and plenty of crafting along the way. Who knew a simple pair of scissors could lead to such a wild adventure? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to help these scissors reunite with Sid, because on our server, anything is possible!

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1025	Potions Brewed:	105

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5340	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	168	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	254
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	9517	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	313829

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	5997
Dragon Eggs Found:	7011	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	297
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

active members, Adventures, client mods, comms, discord server, Factions, Fresh community, inventory, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, Minecraft, Minecraft-Discord Comms, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Squids, streaming, streaming friendly, system friendly, Temple, Temple building, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

anger, capcom, Capcom backlash, Capcom controversy, Capcom controversy explained, Capcom criticism, Capcom drama, Capcom fans, Capcom games, Capcom news, Capcom outrage, CapcomCraft, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, smp, video game companies, video games, WTF

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!