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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9063 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, if you had a warning label attached to you, it would totally say “Caution: may explode from too much fun on this server” LOL.
We have like, the wildest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato out of diamonds.
But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just have a blast with a bunch of other crazy Minecrafters, then this is the place for you. So come join us and see what kind of madness we can get up to together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love of chaos, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! LOL.
