| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4715 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1645 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3011 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5791 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 846 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8018 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8332 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7868 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5228 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 5298 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6705 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8604 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8459 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 689 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
