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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3613 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s sense of humor? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all names, whether they’re traditionally male or female. We even have a special Skye section just for you!
Our server is so inclusive, even your sister-in-law will be impressed. She might even stop teasing you about your name and start building pink dresses for all the Skyes on the server. Who knows, maybe she’ll even name her own daughter after you!
So come join us and show everyone that you’re secure in your masculinity, just like our server is secure in its awesomeness. Don’t be sensitive like your sister-in-law, be a Minecraft master on our server!
