HolyCraft: Bible Edition

Oklahoma, separation of church and state, academic standards, Holycraft, traditional values

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!

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HamasHavoc27: School’s Out!

SCHOOLs, HamasHavoc27, jets, COMPOUND, Media

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

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MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

Traditional, SCHOOLs, MapleCraft, International, learning

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.

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FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

internet, children, Furrycraft, education, Community

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

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SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

migrants, children, Problem, French police, SCHOOLs

🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

press conference, Military, international relations, Hospitals, iran

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

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FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

Fail, Whites, achievement gap, minority students, Adventures

Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

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Crafty Llamas MC – Where you are no country but big, bad builder boss! Join now for epic adventures and blocky laughs!

laughs, heritage, big, patriotism, Conquer

Are you tired of living in a boring ol’ country? Ready to be conquered by the mighty Poland in the most epic takeover ever seen in Minecraft? Join our server and watch as your sons and daughters turn into fierce Polish warriors, attending Polish schools and following Polish laws. Before you know it, they’ll forget their old ways and embrace their new life in Greater Poland! Don’t miss out on this wild ride – join now and become a part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

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Putler’s Paintball Party: Where Shooting Civilians Is Encouraged! (Just Kidding, Please Don’t Ban Us)

atrocities, civilians, Party, Kidding, putler

Welcome to the Minecraft Server – “Putler’s Playground!”

Overview:

Server Name:	Putler’s Playground
Server IP:	play.putlersplayground.com
Description:	Join us on this wild and hilarious Minecraft server where chaos ensues in Putler’s playground. From shooting exclusively at civilians to defending Russian trolls, this server offers a unique and entertaining gameplay experience!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question:	Answer:
What does Putler do on this server?	Putler shoots exclusively on civilians, claiming they would be his. He targets homes, supermarkets, schools, and hospitals for maximum chaos!
Why do Russian trolls defend Putler?	That’s up for debate! But on this server, anything goes, even defending the undefendable!
Are Russians considered people on this server?	According to anon, Russians are not people on this server! So watch out for those non-people players!

NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, education, implementation, learning

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

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Schools

Welcome to the Minecraft Server – “Putler’s Playground!”

Overview:

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