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LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	706
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	1367	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	800	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1343	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	287
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!