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Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4902
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	949611

Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	2635
Magic Items Found:	6807	Meteorites Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4951	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Farms Harvested:	380	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.