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Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Votes:	2071
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1292
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4193	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5265

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	279
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	292
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Farms Harvested:	423
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9424
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.