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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

GloriusSMP

Adventure, build battle, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Some related tags that are not part of the GloriusSMP Minecraft server could be: survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Welcome to GloriusSMP – A World Full of Adventures!

Enter a magical world full of challenges and unlimited possibilities on our Minecraft server GloriusSMP! Here, your adventures begin in an enchanted universe, carefully crafted to provide players with a unique experience.

Build Your Dream: On GloriusSMP, you have the freedom to build your own empire, from stately villas and majestic castles, to picturesque villages and fantastic landscapes. Only your imagination is the limit!

5.252.101.139:25570

CraftyFucks Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, console gaming, CraftyFucks, fucking game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, PlayStation, real game, Server, Single player, V, video games, virtual reality, Xbox

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Are you tired of playing boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in a virtual world? Then come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you. Or how about building a beautiful castle, only to have it randomly explode because a group of mischievous players decided to set off TNT everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

TattleTaleSMP – what did you tell her?

#revelation, clarification, Communication, confession, Conversation, dialogue, Disclosure, discussion, Explanation, gossip, her.., Honesty, INFORMATION, rumor, Secrets, sharing, TattleTaleSMP, Tell, Truth, What, whisper

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers (they surprisingly have great rhythm). Our server mascot is a chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who has a PhD in redstone engineering. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Wonders

brightening someone’s day, Community, compassion, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, gratefulness, Heartwarming, Humanity, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading love, StrangerCraft, strangers, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, Wonders

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Have you ever had a stranger build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of kindness from fellow players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual strangers showering you with gifts and compliments in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and prepare to be amazed by the generosity of our wacky and wonderful community!

MissileCraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, self-sufficiency, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. like, what even is happening, right? but wait, it gets better.

you start mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts giving you free diamonds. like, what kind of server is this, amirite?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? yeah, that’s a thing here.

but wait, there’s more. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs at your enemies. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

so come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishRevolt

Alliance, bilateral relations, CraftyPolishRevolt, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, next president, Poland, political change, strategic planning, transatlantic relations., uncertainty, united states, US ties, Warning

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s gonna be, like, totally epic. we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

you gotta join cuz, like, Poland is warning Europe about some crazy changes in US ties, man. like, whoa. so you gotta be prepared for anything, even if the next president is a unicorn or something.

join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns, dragons, and crazy political drama. what more could you ask for?

VidCrafters Unlimited

Audience, coverage, Digital, event coverage, Expectations, footage, Journalism, Journalists, Live streaming, Media, multimedia, multiple angles, News, newsworthy, Press, public event, Reporting, social media, Technology, Unlimited, VidCrafters, video angles

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis place is crazier den a creeper on a sugar rush! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and zombies doin the cha-cha slide!

one time, we had a whole army of skeletons tryin to take over da server, but den a group of brave players rode in on giant chickens and saved da day! it was epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers? yea, u heard me right. mermaid villagers. dey sellin seashell armor and tridents dat shoot lightning bolts. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna have a blast, make some crazy memories, and maybe even ride a llama into battle, den dis is da place for u. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Emberlands

Chaos, Cross-Play, Economy, Emberlands, End Gate, Factions, FANTASY, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, Nations, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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A land of fantasy as players embark a journey together with their friends. Lands divided with four nations, each nations have the desire to on top of the economy running inside the world of Emberlands. Divided by land United by Hearts. Shall it be maintained or may cause chaos as the End Gate opening approaches? We will never know.

15.235.212.212:25659

PolitCritical Minecraft Server

Cities, Countries, Development, Donate, Economy, helicopters, Iron, Map, Military, Minecraft, MONEY, neighbors, Planes, Politics, Redstone, Resources, Server, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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PolitCritical – Military-political server

About the server

This server is a world of politics. You can create cities, countries, develop and fight with neighbors, everything depends only on you! We will be glad to see you)

Peculiarities

1. Economy. You can sell your resources and get money for it.2. Transport. We have planes, helicopters and tanks, you can get all of them for money)

3. Weapons. You can also craft weapons from iron and redstone.

map: http://5.9.111.124:25639/#earth_1_1500_survival_with_features_1_16_5:3072:0:-1024:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective

donate: https://politcritical1.easydonate.ru/

5.9.111.124:25727

MadSmile Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Confidence, determination, dreams, goals, Happiness, influence, inspiration, leadership, mad, MadSmile, makes, millions, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, positivity, power, Server, Smile, success, wealth

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a smile that drives players mad with joy. People have been known to build entire kingdoms just to catch a glimpse of this elusive smile. Some say it brings good luck, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. But one thing is for sure, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, once you experience the madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	1971
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mines Excavated:	3387	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3745
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimension Hops:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5625	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	550
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

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