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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9050 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?