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Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	4623
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

Servergopsdd Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Cool, Creative, Fun, Gaming, kind admins, Lazy, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Server, server description, Servergopsdd, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

it’s cool here, kind admins

Server666gopsdd3.aternos.me:48791

Cops Poc Backwards 1.20.5

1.20.5, abbreviation, acronym, backwards, Community, cop, Cops, funny, humor, internet, law enforcement, meme, mfw, Minority, poc, Police, reaction, Reverse, social media, trend, viral, word reversal, wordplay

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5726	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! Why should you join? Well, get this – cop spelled backwards is poc! Mind blown, am I right? But wait, there’s more!

On this server, you can build the most epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle creepers like a true warrior. And guess what? We have a secret underground club where we dress up as pigs and dance to dubstep!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, cop backwards is poc – it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods, bro.

WorkHrsWoes Minecraft Server

burden, Career Growth, childcare, day care, Expectations, financial limitations, household chores, income, Job Search, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, new mom, Promotion, relationship dynamics, Sacrifices, Selfishness, Server, Support, Wife, work hours, WorkHrsWoes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	264
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all your adulting problems at the door and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can escape from the chaos of real life. Need a break from taking care of kids and household chores? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Forget about financial limitations and career pressures, on our server, the only limit is your imagination! Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing work and family life.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft journey! Who needs a promotion when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

aita, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, DivorceCraft, Edition, Emotional Abuse, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, fiscal abuse, Guilt, Infidelity, moral dilemma, Nonbinary, parental responsibilities, parents divorced, seeking validation, self-blame, teenage struggles, trust issues

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Looking for a place to escape from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself, no matter who you are. Plus, we have a strict no emotional or fiscal abuse policy – so you can game in peace without any toxic behavior.

Join us and meet other players who have their own crazy stories to share. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera! But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on over and join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just leave the family drama at home – we’ve got enough of our own to keep things interesting!