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Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	New Chunks Explored:	456893
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	93	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	174	Ores Mined:	4475
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

Chaos, contrarian gamer, Contrarians, Crafty, Game Culture, Gaming, gaming analysis, gaming attitudes, gaming behavior, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming habits, gaming mentality, gaming mindset, gaming opinions, gaming patterns, gaming perspective, gaming preferences, gaming psychology, gaming trends, ignoring trends, Minecraft, popular games, rebels, Renegades, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!