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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	1959	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	5789

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	215
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9308
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!