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ShonenSMP: TheGreatestMC_Ever

Shonen MC Greatest Bar none Simple punches Anime Manga Action Adventure Fighting Protagonist Hero Strong Determined Popular Iconic Classic Power Skills Legendary, ShonenSMP, TheGreatestMC_Ever

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is run by the greatest shonen MC of all time! This dude doesn’t need any dumb hax or special powers, just good old-fashioned punches to get the job done.

Join our server and witness epic battles between players as they duke it out with nothing but their fists. Want to build a house? Better make sure it can withstand a punch from our fearless leader. Think you can outsmart him? Good luck, because this guy is as sharp as a diamond sword.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our MC once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. And don’t even get me started on the time he tamed a pack of wolves just by giving them a stern look.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where punches speak louder than words.

BlockbusterBash

BlockbusterBash, Box Office Hits, Cinema, cult classics, film analysis, film criticism, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film genres, film industry, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie fans, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, moviegoers, opinion, overrated film, popular movies, underrated films

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3476	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	3707	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	91	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crops Grown:	1684
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Animals Bred:	76	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crops Grown:	1796	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun