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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 786 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
