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Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Disappointment, fan demand, Fans, Frustration, heroines, longing, losing heroines, Lost, Makeine, missing, Realm, release date, resolution, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Storyline, Unanswered, Volume 8, Waiting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the never-ending wait for season 2 and volume 8 of whatever the hell you’re talking about!

We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!

Build your own world and create your own story with us!

Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!

Come join us and never look back at your old show again!

CaffeineCraft

cafe, CaffeineCraft, child support, coffee, copycat, Example, family, father figure, good habits, Hazelnut, Healthy Eating, influence, latte, male relative, Moderation, nephew, Role Model, setting boundaries, sibling, Sugar, sweet drinks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be a role model for your younger relatives? Look no further! Join our server where we promote healthy habits like not smoking, occasional drinking, and eating fish and vegetables. We even have a rule against eating potato chips when kids are around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so family-friendly that even ordering a hazelnut latte might get you in trouble with your sister. Imagine the chaos of trying to set a good example while enjoying your favorite sweet drink. Who knew virtual coffee could cause such drama?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where even your beverage choices are under scrutiny. It’s a whole new level of family bonding and healthy living, one latte at a time!

Uncomfortable Growth Zone

comfortable, embracing change, emotional growth, facing fears, growth, inner strength, mental resilience, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal growth journey, pushing boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	6052
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

So, like, imagine this: you join this, like, totally epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re instantly transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like, a total mind trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is, like, the only place where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, you heard me right. Evil. Bunnies.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you meet our resident wizard, Steve. He’s got this magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time.

So, like, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and level up your Minecraft game, come join us on the most insane server in the universe. Slowly becoming comfortable with being uncomfortable? Nah, here we dive headfirst into the madness and never look back. Let’s do this!

Laser Defense HQ: Optimize & Minimize

cross-entropy method, Defense, defense effectiveness, defense efficiency, defense innovation, defense optimization, defense research, defense strategy, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, effector placement, interception optimization, interception times, laser, laser defense systems, laser technology, military technology, minimize, missile assignments, missile defense, Optimization, Optimize, researchers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist but also play minecraft at the same time? well, now u can on this server! we use the cross-entropy method to make ur laser defense systems super optimized, like, next level stuff. we’re talking missile assignments that will blow ur mind and effector placement that will make u go “wow, i never knew i needed this in my life”. and get this, we minimize interception times like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a part of the most epic scientific minecraft adventure ever!

🔸HYPAN vanilla 1.21 season 1 private Minecraft server

comfort, Community, friendly-atmosphere, Gaming, GreyStik, Hypan, hypan.trademc.org, Minecraft, no license required, No mods, no negativity, play.hypan.fun, private server, season 1, Stream, Vanilla, Version 1.21., white list, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

HYPAN 1.21.X | private server

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We are pleased to present you a private Minecraft server running version 1.21.XX.

Our server was created for those who value a friendly atmosphere and comfort. There is no room for negativity here, and we try to create conditions that will allow you to enjoy the game. There are no private servers on our server, and we are not trying to get the fashionable title of “vanilla”. Our main goal is to provide you with the most comfortable gaming experience possible.

The server works without mods and is accessible from any launcher that supports clients version 1.21.X and higher. No license account required. To avoid the appearance of random players, there is a white list on our server. Adding to it is carried out, you can immediately buy a penetration on our website https://hypan.trademc.org/ or ask on Twitch stream from GreyStik

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IP: play.hypan.fun

Website: https://hypan.trademc.org/

News: https://t.me/HypanServer

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Whispering Woods Server 1.21

930231601, Celebrity Gossip, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, LIVESTREAMING, News, Online Community, online drama, OTK, Rumors, Server, social media, Streamers, trending topics, twitch, whispering, Woods

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	577106
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Emeralds Found:	439	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?

The creepers here wear sunglasses and drop diamonds instead of blowing you up, it’s like a party every time they show up.

And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will trade you emeralds for your most embarrassing secrets.

Plus, the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy who wants belly rubs instead of a fight.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity).

HubsGossExposed

adult tantrum, aita, bathroom incident, Boundaries, carpet poop, cleaning up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, crazy behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, hotel stay, HubsGossExposed, husband, husband’s friends, lying.., power move, relationship issues, sick, teasing, throwing up

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and absurdity!

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the best poop-themed structures, inspired by a husband who pooped on the carpet out of pure defiance! Will you be the one to create the ultimate poop palace?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious pranks and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your house covered in virtual poop, courtesy of the infamous “Poop Patrol” gang!

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have poop wars and outrageous stories to share with your friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

astute, Behavior, Body language, Clever, Deception, Demeanor, discerning, facade, hidden talent, Insight, INTELLECT, intelligence, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, perceptive, pretending, sharp, SlySmartie, Smart, smp, subtle sign, underestimated

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.

But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

CraftyCashCow

beneficial, cost effective, CraftyCashCow, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Investment, Lavish, long-term investment., luxury, must have, Premium, PRICEY., Quality, Splurge, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned diamonds on useless junk in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the thrill of spending your riches on the most ridiculous and extravagant items you never knew you needed.

From diamond-encrusted armor to golden toilet seats, we have it all! And the best part? These items actually give you superpowers in-game! Want to be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes? No problem, just buy our exclusive items and watch the magic happen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow on branches and emeralds rain from the sky. Just stand under the tree and watch your wealth multiply before your very eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the luxury and opulence you never knew you needed in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s worth every penny.

NatoAttackCrafters

aggression, Attack, cold war, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoAttackCrafters, rearming, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tensions, threat, Vladimir Putin, weapons

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build russian tanks and rearm faster than you can say “nato is shook”! we’re preparing for a possible attack on nato but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our epic minecraft skills. join us for crazy battles and insane strategies, you won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what are you waiting for? join now before putin steals all the diamonds!