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  • Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

    Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 786
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

    But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

    So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skyecraft

    Skyecraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8864
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Animals Bred: 181 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Skyecraft is a kingdom-based server where peace is not a common commodity, war is raging throughout the world , you must choose which kingdom you want to become a part of and fight alongside your friends, or against them!!! join now!!

    -Skyecraft team

    s17.minespan.com:25709

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkycraftSlimefun

    SkycraftSlimefun
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1757
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8596 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Skycraft Slimefun Survival Server! 1.10.2! There will be extra plugins such as: McMMO, Stacked Mobs, Infernal Mobs, Insane Mobs, SimpleFarts, ChopTree, and More

    172.106.202.117:25584

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Night Factions

    Night Factions
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 1219
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Op Factions server looking for a few more staff members and all new players are welcome Only helper and Moderator are open for new staff positions right now

    192.95.37.203:25575

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blazesmp

    Blazesmp
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 1662
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Towns Built: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlazeSMP is a romanian earth-nations minecraft server which is active since 2022.The server was built in english too so that players all over the europe/world can join our server.

    This server is kinda different because it has some textures that are changing the game a little bit.Not too many textures because it’ll destroy the feeling and experience of “Minecraft”.The server is based on towns and nations of course and the experience of this amazing server should be realistic and diplomatic.

    We will try to offer you the best quality and the newest and best things and plugin we’ll able to add!

    For more questions you can enter our discord server to open a ticket or just contact our admins; managers or developers.We hope you will have fun on your great community!

    mc.blaze-smp.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CosmicRealms

    CosmicRealms
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9579
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Full Free WorldEdit commands, 100×100 plots, Duels, Elevators, Custom Commands, Ranks, Access to 1,000+ decoration heads, and Trained Staff. Skilled builder? We give skilled builders as many resources that they need to build, including more plots and access to Voxel Sniper. We hope to see you on the server soon.

    mc.cosmicrealms.uk

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ownage Network

    Ownage Network
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9783
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ownage Network Is a OPPrison server, with a small community, the server will always welcome new Players and Staff to the community! The server has friendly staff,plots,donator mines,donator perks and more special perks in-game! Join now! IP:198.100.159.117:25600

    198.100.159.117:25600

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Athena s kingdoms

    Athena s kingdoms
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4536
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server!With NO world resets, ever.How? We expand the map every year!Why? We like to build BIG, and that takes time! So why not preserve the builds forever?

    Featuring;– Anti – Grief land claiming– Player shops– Mcmmo– Custom developed plugins– Discord– Live map– Community Events– Building Competitions– A friendly Community-driven experience

    We want to be your Minecraft home, for a long time. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Join us now at : Iptraffic.ddns.net:8085We can’t wait to meet you!

    iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

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  • FackCraft

    FackCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 2800
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Animals Bred: 126
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ores Mined: 4400 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Non-premium minecraft server 24/7. Enjoy our Minecraft server, the legendary PVP to play with friends, create residences and protect them from attackers, in this free world your imagination has almost no limits.

    sv.fackcraft.tk:25865

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  • miragecraft

    miragecraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5791
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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    mc.MirageCraft.net

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  • Luvicraft network

    Luvicraft network
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7171
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to LuviCaft Network!

    Where we will implement things over time

    Our modalities are:

    -Survival

    -One block

    If you have any questions, contact us via discord!

    luvicraft.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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