schlong – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

Anarchy, application, Applications, Community Events, content creators, Custom Items, Discord, fantastic, Fun, Minecraft, Open, opportunity, overpowered items., Players, Private, Roster, semi-private, Server, Small, smp, Sucked, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, vortex, wide

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

VividLope Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, cognitive function, Detoxification, digestion, energy boost, Focus, health benefits, herbal supplements, holistic healing, immune support, mental clarity, Minecraft, mood enhancement, natural remedies, Relaxation, Server, sleep aid, stress relief, vitality, vivdlope, VividLope, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

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FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

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SibLackinCraft

affair discovery, BETRAYAL, cousin relationships, dna test, emotional struggle, family disruption, family drama, family relationships, Family secrets, financial motives, genetic questions, middle class, online communication, Podcast, private family, reaching out, secret half-sibling, SibLackinCraft, Trauma, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero family secrets coming to light and causing chaos!

Join us and escape the real world drama of secret affairs and long-lost siblings. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your family falling apart.

Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.

So come join us and leave all that messy family stuff behind. After all, who needs a half-sibling drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s keep the drama where it belongs – in the game!

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HoardCraft: Secret Stash

accumulating, amassing, Collecting, Collections, guilty pleasures, guilty secrets, hidden gems, hidden treasures, Hiding, hiding in plain sight, HoardCraft, Hoarding, obsessions, private collection, SAVING, secret, Secrets, Stash, Stockpile, stockpiling, Storing, Treasures

Are you hoarding diamonds like a dragon hoards gold? Are you stockpiling obsidian like it’s the end of the world? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we encourage hoarding! In fact, the more you hoard, the more respected you are in our community.

Join us and show off your impressive collection of rare items. Build a fortress made entirely out of emerald blocks or create a farm with more animals than Noah’s Ark. The possibilities are endless when it comes to hoarding on our server.

But be warned, there are rumors of a legendary player who has hoarded so much TNT that they could blow up the entire server with just one click. Will you be able to challenge their hoarding supremacy? Join now and find out!

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SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, clean energy, climate change, energy efficiency, energy production, environmental impact, gigawatts, global records, green energy, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, solar capacity, solar development, solar growth, solar industry, solar innovation, solar installation, solar panels, solar power, solar technology, solar trends, SolarCraft

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is like, so lit u won’t even believe it! we got more solar power than the whole world combined, like whaaat?! join us and u can harness the power of the sun to build epic structures and melt ur enemies with solar beams. it’s like, totally outta this world, man. come join us and be part of the solar revolution in minecraft! #solarpowerFTW 🌞💥🔥

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GazaCraft: No Hamas Allowed

Allowed, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, occupation, Palestinian territories, Peacekeeping, Politics, ReBuilding, regional stability, SECURITY, Terrorism

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s the only place where you can stop Hamas from rebuilding in Gaza! Yeah, you heard me right, we got Netanyahu himself saying we gotta keep Israel in Gaza to stop those pesky creepers from blowing everything up again.

Join us and be a hero, fighting off the baddies and protecting the land from destruction. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbow sheep and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and save the day in this crazy Minecraft world!

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What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

TG Plays is a popular gaming content creator known for their entertaining and engaging videos on various platforms. With a focus on playthroughs, walkthroughs, and gaming tutorials, TG Plays has garnered a loyal following for their detailed insights and expert gameplay. Their energetic personality and passion for gaming make them a standout figure in the online gaming community.

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Isolation Oasis: the land of socially distant pixelated introverts

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, distant, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Introverts, ISOLATION, Land, Minigames, Oasis, Parkour, pixelated, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, smp, socially, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Introverts Islands Minecraft Server

Overview
Introverts Islands is a small Minecraft server with a friendly community. Voice chat and armor poser are available but not required to join. The server is currently looking for mods and will grow as the community expands.

Join our Discord:

https://discord.gg/AVKJsUxA

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Introverts Islands?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided. Don’t forget to check the Discord server for updates and announcements.
Do I need to use voice chat?	Voice chat is available but not required. You can still enjoy the server without using voice chat.
What is armor poser?	Armor poser is a feature that allows players to customize their armor appearance in-game.
Are mods needed to play on the server?	Mods are not required to play on Introverts Islands. However, the server is looking for mods to help manage the community.

Redstone Revenge Minecraft Server

civilians, Conflict, emotions, feelings, international relations, Killed, Minecraft, News, opinion, poll, Redstone, response, Revenge, russia, Russian civilians, Server, Strawpoll, survey, Tragedy, violence, War, Western countries, Western weapons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Russian villagers armed with Western weapons come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… just another day on our server! Join now and experience the thrill of never knowing what will happen next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who will challenge you to epic quests and reward you with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where these fluffy creatures will trade you emeralds for your most prized possessions.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – vote with your pickaxe and join us today!

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