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Emerald Rivers

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Welcome to Emerald Rivers, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server where adventure and creativity flow together! Our server is designed to offer a unique and engaging survival experience, combining the best aspects of classic survival gameplay with innovative features that keep things exciting and fresh. Here’s what makes Emerald Rivers the perfect place for your next Minecraft adventure:

Survival Plots, Guilds, Bounties, Economy, Fishing Tournaments, Events, and more!

216.219.91.134:26925

🌺 ANIME TYANKA FOR YOU! 🌺 ADMINISTRATION /FREE FOR ALL 🌺 Minecraft server

administration, Among us, Anime, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free for all, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run, TYANKA

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The owner of the server «ANIME TIANKA FOR YOU ALL ADMINISTRATOR FREE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Anime.dynmc.pro

Galaxy Gals Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anonymity, cultural exchange, discretion, empowerment, Exploration, female solo travel, freedom, Friends, Galaxy, gals, giga slut, holiday lover, INDEPENDENCE, judgement, Liberation, locals, Minecraft, RELATIVES, Self Discovery, Server, sex tourism, taboo, travel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can travel to faraway lands and let yourself get “fucked” by the locals or other players! It’s like sex tourism, but with blocks and creepers instead of STDs.

Imagine being a giga slut in the virtual world, building relationships with holiday lovers and moving on to the next place for a new lover. No judgment from relatives or friends, just pure Minecraft romance.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated passion and scandalous escapades. Who needs real life when you can have virtual love affairs in our Minecraft world? Get ready to craft, mine, and get freaky with us!

Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Forget about AEW Rampage being cancelled, because our Minecraft SMP is where all the real action is at! Join us for some epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to dance the Macarena! And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So what are you waiting for? Leave AEW Rampage in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥🎮🤪

CraftyBoomerAge

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Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPols Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

Blocky Pandemic Quest

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

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Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8701
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8763	Enchantments Applied:	212

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	6310	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2506
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	693	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	813
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crops Grown:	7859

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Emerald Rivers

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🌺 ANIME TYANKA FOR YOU! 🌺 ADMINISTRATION /FREE FOR ALL 🌺 Minecraft server

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Galaxy Gals Minecraft Server

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Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

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CraftyBoomerAge

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CraftyPols Minecraft Server

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BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Pandemic Quest

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HeroCraft

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BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1