Schlatt Podcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Towns Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3984
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Potions Brewed:	155
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Towns Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ores Mined:	9392
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

AVOID, avoid this car, bad experience, CAR, Disappointed, DISAPPOINTING, do not recommend, frustrating, LEMON, Minecraft, mistake, never buy again, not worth it, poor quality, regret, regretful purchase, RegretfulRide, smp, Terrible Experience, unreliable, unreliable car, Waste of Money, worst car

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.