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Timeless Vtuber Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, content consumption, content creators, digital content creators, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Gaming, Haven, hololive, internet personalities, Japanese idols, limited time, online celebrities, Online Community, online entertainment, streaming, Time management, Timeless, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, bro, forget about those boring vtubers, come join our Minecraft server where we have virtual tubers running around like crazy!

They’re not just any tubers, they’re like, super tubers with potato cannons and carrot swords.

You’ll be so busy fighting off evil eggplants and defending your base from killer tomatoes that you won’t even remember what a vtuber is.

Plus, our server has the most epic virtual potato farm you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s the size of a virtual football field.

So ditch those boring vtubers and come join us for some crazy veggie-filled fun!

Log Horizon Minecraft SMP

Anime Community, anime filler, anime industry, fan disappointment, HORIZON, KADOKAWA, lack of fun, LN adaptation, LN controversy, log, log horizon, Minecraft, pacing problems, production issues, QUALITY concerns, script issues, smp, soulless adaptation, spaced out seasons, studio change, studio DEEN, studio problems, tax evasion

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Votes:	1217	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking Minecraft SMPs that feel like they were made by studio DEEN? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We promise not to change studios mid-season, resulting in a complete disaster like a bad anime adaptation.

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane storylines, and epic battles that will make you forget all about the tax evasion and kadokawa fuckery of other SMPs. Plus, our server has the best QUALITY around, so you can rest assured that your Minecraft experience will be top-notch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the fun and excitement you’ve been missing out on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative theories, conspiracy theories, CraftyConspiracies, Entertaining, funny, funny ideas, humor, humorous beliefs, light-hearted, light-hearted theories, low stakes, offbeat, playful, quirky, secret conspiracy theory, silly, tongue-in-cheek, Unconventional, unconventional beliefs, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind why creepers explode, why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk, and why Endermen are always stealing blocks (spoiler alert: they’re building a secret Enderman disco party house).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.

SeaSabotageCraft

#intelligence gathering, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, cyber warfare, Defense, enhance military presence, Europe, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, Military operations, nato, nato allies, naval forces, russia, SeaSabotageCraft, SECURITY, strategic planning, Surveillance, suspected sabotage, underwater cable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Alien Abductions:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest ride eva! we got underwater cables gettin sabotaged like some spy movie shiz! join us and be part of da epic battle to protect da Baltic Sea! we need ur help to enhance our military presence and take down dem sneaky saboteurs! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft!

OceanPvP

1.16.5, 1.21.3, Challenges, Crystalpvp, DiamondPot, EU, Europe, Ffa, KitPvP, Minecraft, Modern PvP, NA, North America, OceanPvP, practice mode, Precision, PvP, server ip, strategy, sword, Updates

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to OceanPvP Experience the pinnacle of Modern PvP, where precision and strategy define the battlefield!

Current Features: FFA Modes: Hone your skills with Sword, DiamondPot, and CrystalPvP challenges. Practice Mode: Currently under development — exciting updates are on the way!

Supported Minecraft Versions: Seamlessly join the action from 1.16.5 to 1.21.3.

Server Location: We’re currently hosted in Europe (EU), with plans to expand to a North American (NA) domain soon.

Server IP: oceanpvp.xyz

oceanpvp.xyz

The Face of 1HP 1.20.2

#gamer, 1.20.2, 1hp, Adrenaline Rush, battle, challenge, Defeat, face, gameplay, Gaming, health points, INTENSE, post, Quick, reaction, Screenshot, Survival, V, Victory, video games, virtual

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality rollercoaster for your brain! Imagine being on 1HP in real life and then posting your face on /v/ – that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll experience here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life, join now and show off your 1HP face to the world!

DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition

age gap relationships, Christmas fantasies, city, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILF, DILFS, Edition, Father Figures, festive wear, holiday fun, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, older and younger, older men, smp, sugar babies, sugar daddy, thick cocks, wallet, wisdom, XMAS, Xmas Edition, young ladies, younger women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6243

Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you!

NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP

Celebrities, celebrities behind the scenes, celebrities in person, celebrities in private, celebrities in public, celebrities in real life, celebrities in the spotlight, celebrities off camera, celebrities off screen, celebrities on the red carpet, celebrity behavior, celebrity encounters, celebrity encounters reddit, celebrity encounters stories, celebrity interactions, famous people, meeting celebrities., meeting famous people, Minecraft, nice celebrities, NiceCelebRudeCeleb, rude celebrities, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8311	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, so many celebs playing with us, it’s insane. Like, Justin Bieber built a giant statue of himself out of diamonds, and Beyonce has a secret underground bunker full of rare loot. But watch out for Kanye West, he keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds and build a castle made entirely of gold blocks. It’s wild, man. So come join us and hang out with all the celebs, it’s gonna be epic!

NoRestForTheBlocky

insomnia, lack of sleep, NoRestForTheBlocky, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation causes, sleep deprivation consequences, sleep deprivation effects, sleep deprivation prevention, sleep deprivation solutions, sleep deprivation symptoms, sleep deprivation treatment, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, tiredness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of sleeping like a noob? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be so addicted to playing that you won’t even have time to sleep! Our server is so lit, you’ll be pulling all-nighters just to keep up with the fun.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tamed a creeper as a pet.

So why waste your time sleeping when you could be mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and exploring our epic custom-built worlds? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

current events, diplomatic relations, dw, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Commission, European Council, European Council presidency, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union leadership, Government, Hungary, leadership, Minecraft, News, Poland, PolishCraft, Politics, Server, Succession, TRANSITION

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be the ruler of poland and prepare to take over da EU like a boss. forget hungary, poland is where it’s at now. build ur own empire, conquer other players, and show dem who’s da real boss. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing potatoes as pets. u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and let’s make poland great again in minecraft world.