$1KHourlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	9749	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have diamond rainbows falling from the sky, and if you find a pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Also, the mobs drop real life money instead of items, so you can literally earn $1000 an hour just by playing! And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is this server?! So come join us and become a millionaire in Minecraft, it’s totally legit I swear!

CraftyDelusions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely out of TNT and watching it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CapturedCraft2024

2024.., Captivity, CapturedCraft2024, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political prisoners, prisoners, Release, repatriation, reunification, russia, Russian detainees, Ukraine, Ukrainian citizens

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	1664
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Double Date Crafting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the pigs be flyin. we got a secret underground base where we keep all da diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for da zombie apocalypse, they be comin for ya!

if a “couple” of items is two in quantity. a double date of items is four. so come on down and get yo hands on some sweet loot. we got enchanted weapons and armor for days. you’ll be unstoppable, like a diamond sword in a field of wooden pickaxes.

we also got a petting zoo with all da animals you could ever want. ride a pig into battle or tame a wild wolf to be yo loyal companion. the possibilities are endless on dis server, so what you waitin for? come join us and let’s have a blast in da blocky world of minecraft!

Pseudoscience

Agricultural, Automation, Balances, bug fixes, creative possibilities, detonate, emergent interactions, Engineers, Enhancements, explosion, Factories, Fire, flair, flares, floral, industrialists, Oracle Cloud, Performance, pseudoscience, QoL tweaks, realistic mechanics, Ruleset, smp, Social Interaction, technical magic, volatile item, world gen

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to Pseudoscience: Iteration II: Volatile

The Means:

⚙️ Create addons: For those intrepid engineers among you, to construct factories to exploit the natural order. 🌷 Botania

The Uses:

Mod	Description
Doom’s It’s Still Explosive	Makes volatile item entities detonate when destroyed, with emergent interactions and creative possibilities
BLAST	Enhancing mod for explosive effects
Blunderbombs	Adds explosive items to the game
Firework Boosted Minecarts	Enhances minecarts with fireworks
Boom Enchantment	Adds explosive enchantments

And more!

QOL tweaks for technical gameplay
World gen additions, for your exploitation
Bug fixes & realistic mechanics & balances
Rigorous yet liberating ruleset
Excellent performance on a customized Oracle Cloud server

Create or Destroy, automate or desecrate, the choice is yours, and always remember:

Potential is infinite, through Pseudoscience! discord.gg/DzgmHSh6YS github.com/sapientes/pseudoscience-modpack

Red Revolutionista 1.20

chinese communist party, class struggle, communism, Cuban Revolution, dictatorship of the proletariat, economic theory, equality, Friedrich Engels, government system, Karl Marx, Marxist theory, political ideology, political philosophy, red, redistribution of wealth, revolution, Revolutionista, social justice, socialism, socialist society, soviet union, workers’ rights

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride through a pixelated utopia where everyone shares everything like it’s freakin’ communism!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house and then just share it with your neighbors because why the heck not?

Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who are all about that equal distribution of resources, man. It’s like living in a virtual commune, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate socialist Minecraft server where everyone is equal, except for those damn Ender Dragons. They’re just capitalist pigs trying to hoard all the XP for themselves.

ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!

blocks, CHANGE, determination, discipline, FITNESS, goals, habits, Happiness, health, inspiration, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, New Year’s resolutions, organization, personal growth, positivity, progress, ResoCraft, self improvement, smp, success, Time management, year

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9601	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Bro, forget about boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthy. Join this epic Minecraft SMP and make your resolution to become the ultimate block-breaking, creeper-fighting, diamond-mining legend! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about those lame resolutions. So ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Let’s gooooooo! #NewYearNewDiamonds #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

RedstoneRoverMC

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	479	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server, where you can build your own Mars City and name it whatever the heck you want! Picture this: you’re the mayor of a bustling metropolis on the Red Planet, ruling over alien citizens and dodging space dust storms like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to discover ancient Martian ruins filled with secret treasures, ride space llamas through the Martian desert, and even battle evil alien invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies, create your own Martian empire, and maybe even stumble upon a Martian McDonald’s serving space burgers? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start building your own Mars City today!

UkraineCraft Server: No Drones, Just Fun!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even zelensky would wanna play on it. like, there was this one time when a drone attack happened on new year’s eve, but u know what? ukraine was still chillin cuz they were too busy playin on this server. russia was all like “oh no, we gotta hurt ukraine” but ukraine was like “nah bro, we too busy buildin epic castles and stuff on this server”. so yeah, if u wanna be as cool as ukraine and zelensky, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s the bomb diggity.

KyivCraft: Drone Wars

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian drones attacking Kyiv and causing chaos all over the place! 2 civilians dead, 6 injured, and even the Central Bank got messed up! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging drones and rebuilding the city like a boss! Plus, who knows what other crazy events will happen next? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

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