Schizopost – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

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CraftyAidHustlers

Accountability, Corruption, CraftyAidHustlers, Ethics, fraud, Gazans, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, palestine, Refugees, Report, scandal, SELLING, Staff, stealing, theft, UN Watch, united nations, UNRWA

so liek, u kno how u play mincraft and u just want sum crazzy server to join? well dis server is da bomb dot com. we got UNRWA staff stealin and sellin stuff, like what even? it’s like a black market up in here. but dont worry, we got u covered with all da humanitarian aid u need. join now and be part of da madness, u wont regret it. #crazzyserver #UNRWAstaff #minecraftmadness

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TowelSwapCraft

Alternative, bathroom, convenience, Creative, drying, eco-friendly, efficient, hand dryer, home, Household, hygiene, idea.., innovation, interior design, MODERN, practical, solution, Swap, towels, TowelSwapCraft, Unconventional

so like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by llamas riding on dolphins, all singing the latest pop hits.

not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.

so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.

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GutCraft: Chemo Brain Edition

behavioral side effects, Brain, breast cancer, cancer patients, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Chemo, chemo-induced cognitive decline, chemotherapy, chemotherapy side effects, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, Edition, female patients, gut health, gut microbiome, gut microbiome disruption, GutCraft, inflammation, inflammation response, microbiome health, microbiome research

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da wacky world of gut microbiome and chemo-induced cognitive decline!!! u can build ur own chemo treatment center and battle zombie cells with ur trusty gut bacteria sidekicks!!!

we got crazy quests like finding da magical probiotic potion to boost ur brain power and fight off inflammation!!! team up with other players to create da ultimate gut microbiome army and conquer da cancerous beasts in da land!!!

so join now and let’s embark on dis wild adventure together!!! who knew saving da world could be so fun and educational at da same time?!? 🤪🧠🦠🚀

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Realmfall | RP 📚 | Classes ⚔️ | Nations 👥 | Events ✨

Adventure, Brewery, Classes, Cooperative, Custom, Customterrain, Darkness, Economy, Events, FANTASY, gameplay, Lore, Magic, mmo, Mmocore, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nations, Quests, Realmfall, Roleplay, rp, strategy, Survival, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding
Welcome to Realmfall, a NEW and challenging roleplay server set in a 24k by 24k world shrouded in perpetual darkness. When the sun vanished from the sky, a relentless horde of monsters emerged, plunging the land into chaos. Survival is not just a test of strength but a test of wits and strategy.

Features:

MMOCore: Choose from a growing variety of classes, each with unique skills and abilities. Level up and customize your character to survive the unforgiving darkness.

Quests: Embark on thrilling quests that will test your bravery and decision-making. Discover the secrets behind the eternal night and fight back against the monstrous invasion.

Economy: Engage in a dynamic economy where resources are scarce and highly valuable. Trade wisely, manage your wealth, and strive for prosperity in a world where every coin counts.

Nations: Form or join powerful nations to band together with other players. Collaborate to build strongholds, protect your people, and conquer the darkness as a unified force.

Gameplay:Dive into an immersive roleplaying experience where danger lurks around every corner. The darkness is your enemy, and only through cooperation, strategy, and sheer will can you hope to survive. Will you rise as a hero, lead your nation to glory, or succumb to the overwhelming forces of the night?

Join us at Realmfall and prove your worth in a world where only the strongest prevail.

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Smart Cookies? More like Crumbled Crackers SMP!

alliances, Arc, Builds, Community, COOKIES, crackers, crumbled, Discord, Dynmap, guild, History, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Rivalries, Salvaris, Server, Smart, smp, Stackable items, storytelling, Wars

Smart Cookies SMP Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Custom generated terrain

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Smart Cookies SMP?	To join, please click the discord link provided and follow the instructions in the server.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all members. These rules are outlined in the discord server.
Can I form my own guild or join an existing one?	Absolutely! You are free to either form your own guild or join one that already exists within the Smart Cookies SMP community.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed within certain areas designated for combat. Please refer to the rules for more information on PvP guidelines.

QuestCraft Server

Boss Battles, completionist, dialogue choices, dlc, elden ring, Expansion, Exploration, Frustration, game design, game difficulty, Guide, hidden quests, Important Notes, Item Management, Missable Quests, Progression, quest design, questcraft, red flags, Server, strategy, Unexplained Details

Are you tired of boring quests that make no sense and leave you feeling frustrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our quests are so outrageous, you’ll need a guide just to survive! Forget about missing out on half the fun, our quests are packed with IMPORTANT NOTES in red, warning you about all the crazy things you need to do to progress. Don’t say the wrong thing, don’t kill the boss too soon, and for the love of blocks, loot that item NOW or face the consequences! Join us for a wild adventure like no other, where the only thing crazier than the quests are the players themselves!

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CraftyRookie Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, best body, best legs, best sex, best tits, CraftyRookie, Eris, FANTASY, harem, isekai, light novel, Minecraft, Mushoku tensei, paul, Protagonist, Roxy, rudeus, ruijerd, Server, Silphy, Sylphiette, zenith

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join us for the best virtual experience of your life, where Eris has the best pixelated tits and body, Silphy has legs for days, and Roxy is known for giving the best virtual…um, hugs! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

CraftyCraze, digital services, educational websites, free budgeting tools, free coding resources, free e-books, free graphic design tools, free language learning apps, free meditation apps, free music downloads, free online resources, free software, free stock photos, free streaming services, free workout videos, internet freebies, Minecraft, online courses, Online Games, Online Tools, open access journals, Server, virtual libraries

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players. That’s right, you heard correctly – FREE DIAMONDS! And not just any diamonds, we’re talking about the shiniest, sparkliest, most blinged-out armor you’ve ever seen. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky buddies, strutting around like a Minecraft fashionista.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the base is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at salsa dancing. If you can out-dance them, the loot is yours for the taking. Just watch out for the lava pit on the dance floor – those pigmen really know how to heat things up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

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CraftyCrimez

Adrenaline Rush, consequences, CraftyCrimez, crime, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, FANTASY, forbidden act, hidden desire, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, illegal, Justice, law, morality, punishment, secret, temptation, Thrill

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest criminal fantasies without any consequences! Want to steal all the diamonds in sight? Go for it! Want to build a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Absolutely!

Join our server and let your inner criminal mastermind run wild. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious bandit in all of Minecraft! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and start your life of crime today!

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NATOcraft: USA vs. Armenia vs. Azerbaijan

armenia, azerbaijan, Caucasus region, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, invites, military alliance, NATO summit, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, political news, security cooperation, strategic partnerships, summit attendees, summit invitation, transatlantic relations., united states, Usa

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FREAKIN’ NATO SUMMIT GOIN’ ON, Y’ALL! WE GOT ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN UP IN HERE, BUILDIN’ PIXELATED PEACE TREATIES AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TOGETHER! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN BUILD A BLOCKY ALLIANCE THAT CAN STAND THE TEST OF TIME! #BLOCKDIPLOMACY #CREEPERPEACE #MINECRAFTNATO

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