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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5479 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 1623 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.
So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!
