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The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8803
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3896
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2466

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	915	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3164
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	4638	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9179

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7515	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	8260	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!