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The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	3522
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	757332
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Star Shards Collected:	245	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6672
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	143	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	New Chunks Explored:	363632
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.