>We don’t tolerate any Zogogo or Mogo-john nonsense here.
>No jokes about imaginary schizophrenic sisters allowed!
>You must call me Mococo, Moco-chan, Mogogo, or Mogojyan.
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Why is she so autistic? Who knows, but join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!
Our server is the only place where you can experience the true craziness of omnireality, where everything else is just fake and schizophrenic in comparison. Join us as we merge Heaven into our world and resurrect the Garden of Eden for some true everlasting paradise.
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – Kaela’s original songs are so fire that they’ll literally set your Minecraft world ablaze. And her covers? They’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon would shed a tear of joy.
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.
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and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.
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| Server Name | CatCraft |
|---|---|
| Type | Community focused Minecraft server |
| Launch Date | Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021 |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 |
| World Border | 16k in every direction |
| Hosting Location | Ashburn, VA (USA) |
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?
So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!
Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.
Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!
And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).
And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.
Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!
Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.
So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!