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NeanderthalCareServer

Ancient, anthropology, archaic human, caregiving, child, compassion, Compassionate, Down’s syndrome, Evolution, extinct species, findings, genetics, History, human evolution, neanderthal, NeanderthalCareServer, prehistoric, research, special needs, study, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where Neanderthal kids with Down’s syndrome not only survive, but thrive until they’re six years old? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even ancient hominids are living their best lives here. Join us for some compassionate caregiving and insane survival skills – who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from our prehistoric pals. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Headshot SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Java Bedrock SMP Anarchy Hacks Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Creative Minigames Economy Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Skyblock Faction Modded Plugins, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Headshot SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• Anarchy – No rules, which everything goes, even hacks!

• SMP – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!

We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join!

IP: mc.headshotnetworks.com Bedrock Port: 25565

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Intensify Network

1.20, base building, Claiming, Economy, Enhanced, Fighting, Friends, hunting, Intensify Network, Ip:, Leveling system, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Intensify is a enhanced Vanilla+ 1.20 – 1.20.6 If The IP Didn’t Work Then Try 51.79.229.95:25504 Minecraft style with leveling system of player and mobs! Come along with friends build your base and claim it while hunting and fighting other players in the wild!

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The Sanctum Season Too Vanilla for Mature Hermitcraftians

Adults, Communication, Community, consideration, Discord, evolve, Expansion, Experience, Farms, Hermitcraftians, interview, Join, Mature, Players, RESPONSIBILITY, sanctum, Season, Server, shopping, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

The Sanctum Minecraft Server

The Sanctum is a Hermitcraft type server for mature adults. Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a similar age range of players, freedom to undertake projects, and a vanilla gameplay experience.

Server Info:

Server Type	Hermitcraft style
Version	1.21
World	Fresh world

To join us, please click on the discord link below and message to request an interview:

Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Do you have age restrictions?	We are a server for mature adults but do not have a strict age limit.
Are there any plugins or mods used?	No, we strive to maintain a vanilla experience with no warps, teleports, or performance plugins.
Can I build anywhere on the server?	Yes, we encourage players to build freely and show consideration for others.
Is there a whitelist process?	Yes, we require a voice interview before whitelisting players to join the server.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Chise, Cyber New Year March, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, Izuna, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Server, shorts, Side Content, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, who is so insane and tormenting that even the creepers are scared of her! And if that’s not enough, we also have The Fury of Set, a boss with light armor that will make you question your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cyber New Year March event where you can march alongside virtual robots and show them who’s boss? Or maybe you’d prefer to hang out with Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the insane, and the downright hilarious!

VinceCraft Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, Black Saturday, collaboration, Conspiracy, Entertainment, Invasion, Minecraft, Monday Night Wars, professional wrestling, Rivalry, Server, Sports Entertainment, TAKEOVER, Ted Turner, Vince McMahon, Vince vs Ted, VinceCraft, WCW, WCW vs WWF, wrestling, wrestling history, wrestling promotions, wwf

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	1310	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Vince McMahon invading a WCW event? Look no further, because our server is so wild even Vince himself would be impressed! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and unexpected alliances that will have you questioning reality. Who knows, maybe even Vince and Ted are secretly playing Minecraft together behind the scenes. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now and experience the ultimate gaming takeover!

ShorelineFishingMinecraftServer

aita, central Texas, dude fishes, empty shoreline, fishing behavior, fishing boundaries, fishing competition, fishing conflict, fishing confrontation, fishing culture, fishing dynamics, fishing encounter, fishing etiquette, fishing experience, fishing norms, fishing situation, fishing spot, mom fishing, river fishing, ShorelineFishingMinecraftServer, small town

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this fishing encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to fish with crazy players who cast their lines over your head just for fun! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel the water splashing on your face as you reel in those pixelated fish. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no crowding” policy… unless you’re into that kind of thing!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, you’ll lose track of time just like the fisherman in this story. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocks and mobs? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re the one casting lines over someone’s head, then you might get kicked out. Let’s keep it friendly, folks!

CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong

baby shower, Cancel, canceling, couch surfing, CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong, family, Father, gig services, house hopping, husband, MARRIED, MONEY, mother-in-law, Party, Pregnant, reddit, social media, state aide, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of supporting two households while your stepdaughter’s husband refuses to get a real job? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no surprise weddings organized by in-laws and no more last-minute baby showers. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and no financial obligations. Cancel the shower and join us for some blocky fun instead!

RewindCraft: Pause for thought!

Choices, Decision making, Deep thinking, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, introspective questions, life choices, pause, pause button, personal growth, philosophical questions, rewind button, RewindCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-exploration, thought, Thought-provoking, time control, Time management

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of constantly making mistakes in Minecraft and wishing you had a rewind button to undo them? Well, on our server, we have a magical rewind button that lets you go back in time and fix any mishaps you’ve made! Accidentally blew up your friend’s house? Just hit that rewind button and pretend it never happened!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pause button that freezes time in the game, allowing you to take a break whenever you need it. Need to go to the bathroom in the middle of a battle? Just hit that pause button and no one will even know you’re gone!

Join our server now and experience the power of the rewind and pause buttons for yourself. Who needs reality when you have these game-changing features at your fingertips?

TehranMissileTestCraft

arms race, defense strategy, defense technology, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military advancements, military capabilities, missile development, missile test, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, Report, russia, security concerns, strategic implications, Tehran, TehranMissileTestCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

so, liek, this server is so epic, even russia is talking about it! they say israel tested a missile that can reach tehran, but we all know it was just a creeper explosion from our server! join us and be part of the chaos, who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next! plus, we have diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!