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CraftyPanicMC

arrest, Channels.., Communication, Conflict, CraftyPanicMC, international relations, le monde, Media, Messaging, News, Panic, Pavel Durov, Politics, Pro-war, russia, Russian, SECURITY, social media, Technology, Telegram, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

haha u want a minecraft server that is so lit even the russians are panicking? well come join our server where the drama is crazier than a soap opera! we got pavel durov getting arrested and causing chaos on russian telegram channels, like what even is happening?! join us for the most intense and wild gameplay you’ll ever experience! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of this madness?! come join us now before the russians take over the server too! #crazyminecraft #russiandrama #paveldurov #joinusnow

TwistedCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, deceived, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, in on it, knowing, Minecraft, Plot, plot twist, real twist, Reveal, Server, shock, Storyline, surprise twist, surprised, thought, Twist, TwistedCraft, unexpected, unexpected twist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew! Our players are experts at keeping secrets and pulling off the most epic surprises. You’ll never know who to trust or what to expect next. It’s like playing in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds. Come join the chaos and see if you can handle the madness!

TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

awful movie, bad film, below expectations, boring plot, cinematic letdown, DISAPPOINTING, film enthusiast, lackluster, lost in translation fan, low quality., Minecraft, Movie Critic, not recommended, not worth it, poor script, regret watching, smp, terrible acting, TrashyFilmFanatic, unimpressed, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst movie

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	4906	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Cooking, Dinner, dinner party, Etiquette, Food, Girlfriend, Hosting, LeftoverCraft, leftovers, leftovers etiquette, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, party planning, relationships, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server, sharing, social norms, Waste

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1458
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Dragon Eggs Found:	9590
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than Lisa’s cooking!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of roommate relationships and leftover food feuds. Will you be the hero who saves the day by turning old leftovers into a culinary masterpiece? Or will you be the villain who incites the wrath of Dave and Lisa by daring to serve up their uneaten meals at a party?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while carrying a plate of Lisa’s famous lasagna, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up to rule the server.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with betrayal, friendship, and of course, delicious leftovers. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

CreeperCounselor

Affair, burden of motherhood, Communication Issues, comparing relationships, CreeperCounselor, deleted text messages, domestic labor, emotional affair, emotional connection, emotional relationship, family burden, husband’s affair, Insecurity, long working hours, Marriage, outed affair, pursuing relationship, single lady, true companion, unhappiness, working late

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your emotional relationship needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of forming emotional connections with your fellow players, just like H did with C. Who needs a stable marriage when you can have a virtual affair with your coworker instead?

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the complicated relationships between players. Will you choose your spouse or your coworker? Will you delete text messages to hide your secrets? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about responsibilities like trash and yard work, on our server, you can escape all that by immersing yourself in a world of emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

So come join us on the most scandalous Minecraft server around, where the drama never stops and the virtual affairs are always heating up. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement right here?

BlockyLifeCrisis

BlockyLifeCrisis, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, introspection, Life, life journey, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, positivity, progress, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, well-being

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2302	Void Armor Forged:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic adventures. Want to ride a polar bear into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of enchanted golden carrots? No problem. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We’ve got you covered.

So say goodbye to your boring real life and say hello to the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Star TrekCraft: The Quest for Diamonds and Villager Trading – Join now for epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans!

Adventures, Arenas, Auctions, Community, Custom Boss Mobs, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, EULA Compliant, family friendly, Jobs, Join, LWC, No Griefing, No Raiding, PvE, PvP, Quest, Ranks, Regular Events, rules, Shenanigans, Staff, star, TOWN, Trading, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, unforgettable, villager, Voting, Wilds

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4181	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

TrekCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, Treasure Hunts, etc.
Events	Weekly events, contests, and competitions hosted by staff.
Community	Friendly and family-friendly atmosphere with helpful staff and players.
Rules	Strict rules against raiding and griefing, with PvP available in designated areas.
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

FAQ

1. Is swearing allowed on the server?

No, keeping the chat appropriate for children is required. No swearing or discussion of inappropriate behavior is allowed.

2. Are there rules against griefing or raiding?

Yes, the server has strict rules against griefing and raiding. In the event of grief, the staff will roll it back for you.

3. How can I obtain ranks on the server?

Ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. The server is fully EULA compliant.

4. Can I turn on PvP in the wilds?

PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas.

5. How long has the server been around?

The server has been around for over 9 years, providing a trusted and stable community for players.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, antisemitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, false accusations, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, how can we combat antisemitism, ignorance, intolerance, Jewish community, long tail: why do people spread harmful stereotypes about Jews, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious beliefs, religious persecution, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	532
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Character development, comedy, Edition, fairy tale, fan favorite, FANTASY, humor, long awaited, Manga, plot twists, Preference, princess, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Sleep, sleepy princess, SleepyPrincessSMP, version preference, ZzzCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	4760
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3676	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!