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LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	222
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7864
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	147
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Votes:	5336	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Items Found:	3500	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	495580
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	3	Crops Grown:	5969
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7768	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4127
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!