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Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

EarthRealm

1:500 scale, Earth, Earthrealm, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Votes:	6115	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

EarthRealm Server 1:500 scale

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play.earthrealm.xyz

Onyx Isle [SMP] [Semi-vanilla] {Kingdoms} {Politics} {1.20} {Dynmap} {Whitelist} {13+}

1.20, 13, Betrayals, building, Combat, Customworld, Dynmap, Greed, Kingdoms, Loss, Medieval, Nordic, Politics, power, PvE, PvP, Rustic, Semi Vanilla, smp, Spying, Survival, Towny, War, Wars, Whitelist, Worldcrafting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

👋Hello and welcome to Onyx Isle!

Discord: https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT

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➡️Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen.

➡️This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). Basically, anything that looks like it could have been built with natural materials is what we’re going for. No skyscrapers or car roads. You don’t have to be a master builder, it’s fine, really.

➡️We offer a unique blend of Worldcrafting, Building, and Intense Combat to interest ever player.

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Interested?

Hop in our discord and fill out an application! Our staff will be there to assist you when you arrive!

https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT

See you soon!

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66.11.118.2:25538

QueSMP TOWNY: Vanilla-ish with a hint of flavor, just like grandma’s secret recipe!

BUILD, Channels.., Community, Discord, Entertainment, Explore, Feedback, flavor, Grandmas, Grief, HACKING, Hint, IMPROVEMENTS, Introduce, nation, NEGATIVE, Phone, Positive, QueSMP, recipe, rules, secret, server ip, smp, Touch, Towny, Vanilla, Vanillaish

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1890
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Server Name	QueSMP Towny (Java)
Overview	Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server
Features	Freely build anywhere, Create your own nation, Fun community
Version	1.20.4
Rules	– Don’t be an asshole – Don’t Grief – No hacking
Server IP	quesmp.cloudnord.net
Discord	Join our discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I build anywhere on the server?: Yes, you are free to build anywhere on the server.
2. How can I create my own nation?: To create your own nation, you can reach out to the server moderators/admins for assistance.
3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?: Some of the key rules include not being an asshole, not griefing, and not hacking. More detailed rules can be found on the Discord server.
4. How can I join the server’s Discord?: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link and following the instructions.
5. Is feedback welcomed on the server?: Yes, feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated as the server is always looking to improve both the server and the community.

Anime Moments LOL

alucard, Alucard Hellsing, Anime, anime moments, anime quotes, badass characters, Bloodlust, dark fantasy, hellsing, Hellsing Organization, iconic characters, iconic quotes, intense moments, lol, memorable scenes, MOMENTS, Moments in anime, powerful introductions, Supernatural, Vampire, vampire anime, vampire hunter, vampire lord

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most blood-curdling, fang-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever sink your teeth into! Meet our fearless leader, Alucard Hellsing, a vampire with a thirst for adventure (and blood, but mostly adventure).

Join our server if you dare to face off against werewolves, witches, and other spooky creatures lurking in the shadows. Rumor has it that Alucard once defeated an Ender Dragon with just a garlic clove and a wooden stake.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of sunshine-filled activities for those who prefer a less undeadly experience. Build your own haunted mansion, brew potions that will make even the bravest players tremble, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of Van Helsing.

So grab your cape and your pickaxe, because on this server, the only thing scarier than the monsters is missing out on all the fun! Join us now and sink your teeth into the adventure of a lifetime.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

ai generated, blocky, comma separated, CONSIDER, Consider this, CREEPERS, Generate, list, long trail, McBlockface, misunderstood, Server, tags, this.., up to 20

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	9064	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!

✅ Kosmotime – SERVER FOR LIFTING YOUR MOOD! ✅ Minecraft server

admins, Donations, Friends, Fun, fun players, Kosmotime, kosmotime.su.falixsrv.me, lamp games, lifting mood, Minecraft, Newbies, Oldies, Plugins, professional technicians, project team, Recruitment, responsive administration, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mines Excavated:	3115

~KosmoTime~ – a server for playing lamp games with friends and having fun!

We have a responsive administration and professional technicians. admins, we continue to recruit workers for the project!

We have donations!

We have many plugins!

We have a lot of fun players!

But what’s most important?

We are always happy to see newbies and oldies on our server!

Visit kosmotime.su.falixsrv.me

Best regards, KosmoTime project team.

92.63.189.45

Loko Enhanced Survival

1.20.2, Community, donation, Economy, Explore, Griefprevention, Loko Enhanced Survival, Minecraft, Quest, Quests, RANK, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	9185	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to Loko Enchanced Survival. Where you can start quest and explore the big loko world. There are Public warps to get around and it is a great environment to start your own community. If you thinking about donating there will only be one rank for this server since its new! Server is ON 1.20.2 But runs ViaVersion so You can Join on most versions! Skyblock soon to Come

135.148.157.85:25576

SolarionSMP: The Minecraft Server for Grown-Up Gamers with Community Focus and Some Java Juice

Application Process, Armor Stand Tools, Axgraves, Chest gravestone, Community, Coreprotect, Discord platform, Discordsrv, Events, Focus, Gamers, grownup, hermitcraft, java, Juice, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, Server Rules, Simple VoiceChat, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, SolarionSMP, Survival, vanilla minecraft, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	59985	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to Solarion SMP

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About Us

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Vision

Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community

At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

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Mom’s Africa Day Minecraft

Africa, Africa Day, African pride, Awareness, celebration, Community, culture, Dance, Day, Diversity, empowerment, family, Festivities, Food, heritage, History, Minecraft, moms, Music, Reflection, Remembrance, solidarity, tradition, Unity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	3779	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom on Africa Day? Look no further! Our server is like a safari adventure on steroids, with lions, elephants, and creepers roaming around everywhere. Join us for the chance to ride a zebra into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or build a treehouse in the jungle canopy while fending off attacks from angry parrots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a tribe of ninja pandas. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, the riches are all yours. And don’t forget to visit our lava-filled volcano, where you can sacrifice your least favorite block in exchange for good luck in your next mining expedition.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and experience Africa Day like never before. Your mom would be proud.

Blocky Law & Order: Crafty Counsel – The Ultimate Minecraft Legal Experience!

Attorney, big company, blocky, CASE, Counsel, Crafty, Defense, Experience, FAANg, Justice, law, law firm, lawsuit, Lawyer, left-leaning, Legal, legal advice., legal representation, LITIGATION, litigation strategy, Mafia, Minecraft, Order, top firm, top lawyer, Trust, Ultimate, union-leaning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	120
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	9733

Looking for a lawyer to take down those big bad corporations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our lawyers are pixelated perfection, ready to take on any legal battle you throw their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our lawyers are so trustworthy, they won’t even send your case to the companies they usually defend. That’s right, no shady business here – just pure legal expertise in block form.

So why settle for boring old law firms when you can join our server and take on the corporate giants with a team of virtual attorneys by your side? Don’t be a Minecraft legal noob – join us today and start winning those lawsuits like a boss!