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BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, All Hail Shadow, Friend, Gaming, generations, Heroes Rise Again, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, obliterating, room, sega, Shadow, Shadow Generations, Shadow the Hedgehog, smp, sonic, sonic and shadow, sonic the hedgehog, sonic x shadow, video games, Waiting, waiting room

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

ZaPVP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5190	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

zapvp.hyperlayer.xyz:25635

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	3727
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	3951
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	168753	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	4461	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl8.bear-land.net