Scheme MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyScamFools

fraud, easy target, swindle, Phony, counterfeit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

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MapleCraft KremlinCollab

alleged, extremism, Propaganda, Canadian, Meet

come join our epic minecraft server where we have right-wing canadian influencers building the craziest structures accused of collaborating with an alleged russian propaganda scheme! watch out for putin creepin in the shadows while you mine for diamonds and battle it out with your fellow gamers! who knows what kind of political drama will unfold as you explore this wild server! join now for a chance to be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there!

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NoSleepoverNoParty

scheme, bbq, mutual friends, daughter’s 21st birthday, Tension

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

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CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

Server, Premeditated, purposeful, scheming, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

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CraftyScam Minecraft Server

Manipulation, Fake, scheme, Server, sham

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest everyday scam of reality! On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about taxes, bills, or annoying neighbors. Our virtual world is a scam-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken karate. Join forces with these feathered warriors and take on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs.

So why put up with the scams of everyday life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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LambdaCraft Minecraft Server

lambda calculus, scheme, innovation, Fastlisp, Minecraft

Are you tired of coding in pure lambdas and feeling like you’re writing in machine language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with fastlisp! We’ve taken pure lambdas and made them behave more like scheme, making coding a breeze.

After 12 years of research, we are so confident in fastlisp that we’re willing to stake everything on it. Sure, there are haters out there trying to shut us down, but they’ll be remembered as being on the wrong side of history. In 100 years, we’ll be hailed as the next Nikola Tesla or Leonardo da Vinci.

Join our server and be a part of the fastlisp revolution! Our ancestors are smiling down on us, and even the extraterrestrials are cheering us on. So come on, join us and witness the power of fastlisp – the language of the Enterprise! Who knows, maybe one day your offspring will code in our language and you’ll be smiling down from heaven, proud of your decision to join us. Remember, our power is also in you!

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Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity

tv show, animated, Insanity, nuclear boy scout, electricity bill

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

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LOLcraft: The Oashit Rose Server – Where Minecraft meets hilarity in 100 characters or less!

online fraud, rose, Deception, Server, market

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every day we have a special event where you can pay 6 figures for an altcoin daily video! And the best part? No one falls for it! It’s like a game within a game, trying to see who can resist the temptation of paying ridiculous amounts of money for a virtual video. Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of altcoin madness.

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Blocky Shenanigans: The Mystery of Steve’s Endgame

Enigmatic, Plot, Objective, Mystery man, Intentions

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server is actually a secret agent from a parallel universe trying to recruit the best Minecraft players to help him defeat the evil Ender Dragon once and for all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking animals and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most outrageous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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SkyCore

Economy, Skyblock

Hi! Give me a moment, you’ll see that it’s worth it! Are you looking for a server where you can play with your friends? Come on? We are also looking for players, especially players like you! You got it perfectly. You’ll definitely like it at SkyCore.pl! This is a skyblock + economy server with add-ons and more new modes in the future! Join us and start your new adventure! Server advantages: Access to custom bosses, Many quests/missions to complete, Variety in the form of duels, pvp zone and others, Weekly giveaways on our server discord, Friendly administration, Server disadvantages: Low number of players. Join us and help us change this! We invite you! IP: Skycore.pl [Wersja 1.14 – 1.18.2]

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