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Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Alien Abductions:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5101	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

bergen, Bergens, big, brother, city, culture, demographics, demographics trend, Diversity, ethnicity, European, facts, immigration, largest city, migrants, Minecraft, nonsense, norway, norwegian, Population, Scandinavian, Server, society, statistics, Truth, Urban

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mines Excavated:	3709	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Farms Harvested:	397
Magic Items Found:	3501	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	3140	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!