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KraftyKrautCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	875044
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4790
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	6447
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	610	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	168	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3438	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	9497	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?