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Minecraft SMP: Brendan Schaub is a Noob

Brendan, Brendan Schaub, comedian, comedian podcast, fighter, long tail tags, Minecraft, MMA, noob, podcaster, schaub, smp, stand up comedy, the fighter and the kid, The Gringo Papi, UFC fighter

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because Brendan Schaub is bringing the heat as The Gringo Papi on our wild and wacky SMP!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a little bit of questionable decision-making (looking at you, Gringo Papi). Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when Brendan Schaub is in charge?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make some new friends, and experience Minecraft like never before, then come join us on The Gringo Papi’s SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because with Brendan Schaub at the helm, there’s never a dull moment.

CraftyCash Grab

affordability, Budget, cost, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCash, Excessive, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, Grab, high cost, inflation, inflationary, luxury, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price tag, unaffordable, unreasonable, Value, worth it

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

EmbassyRaidCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1344	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server man, it’s lit AF! We got crazier shenanigans than a dude throwin’ Molotov cocktails at an embassy! Our server is so wild, it’ll make u forget about real life drama like dat. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and see what all the hype is about. Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍪 #MinecraftMadness #EmbassyExplosions #VirtualCookies

KarmaCraft: Expect the Unexpected

Altruism, compassion, consideration, do good, Empathy, ethical behavior, expect, golden rule, interpersonal relationships, KarmaCraft, Kindness, mindfulness, Moral values, mutual respect, positive interactions, positive mindset, reciprocity, Respect, Selflessness, thoughtful actions, treat others well, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. but watch out for the talking trees, they might steal your diamonds!

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken so you can rule the land with your pecking powers. and don’t forget about our disco party every friday night in the nether realm, where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons break it down.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just remember, what happens in minecraft, stays in minecraft.

CSG-NO-MAS Minecraft Server

Comments.., cs:go, CSGNOMAS, Fighting, fire in the hole, gap, internet corner, Language, military term, Minecraft, rat children, Replies, seething spics, Server, shoot the breach, Spanish translation, third world, Video

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Towns Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a flash mob and started performing the “Thriller” dance in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes as you try to defeat him. And rumor has it that the Nether is actually a tropical paradise filled with beach parties and lava surfing competitions.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around the next corner!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

argensimios, argentina, argentinian culture, argies, burden, Cultural differences, discrimination, expatriation, football, hate, international travel, leaving country, Minecraft, national identity, Noobcraft, offline harassment, online harassment, online safety, renounce nationality, Server, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy Argentinians and their football obsession? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where football is banned and argies are nowhere to be found.

We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.

So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoneymoonCraft!

Boundaries, Cancún, Communication, compromise, consideration, decision, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonCraft, mexico, parents, Partnership, privacy, quality time, resort, Respect, travel, trip, Tulum, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

Awards, BETRAYAL, controversial, Government, Honor, legislation, legislation proposal, loyalty, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, patriotism, Political debate, Politics, president, Proposal, public opinion, Server, TraitorCraft, traitors, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NukeCraft404

emergency response, energy crisis, equipment failure, incident investigation, maintenance, malfunction, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraft404, operational disruption, plant safety, plant shutdown, power generation, power outage, reactor problem, regulatory compliance, Russian, safety concern, technical issue, unit shutdown

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Void Armor Forged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MirrorCraft: Younger Me

“Youth, aging, Identity, introspection, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, younger

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule

CraftyQueens: No Compromise, Just Blocks

advocacy, Bengali women, blocks, compromise, CraftyQueens, cultural norms, discrimination, domestic violence, empowerment, gender inequality, gender-based violence, heterosexual, intersectionality, Leave, patriarchal family, social justice, socio-legal ecosystem, South Asia, support services, survey, victims’ rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we don’t deal with no patriarchal nonsense! We got bengali women surveying left and right, making sure everyone is treated right! Our actors are top-notch, upholding victims’ rights like it’s their job (which it is lol).

We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!