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PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magic Items Found:	4566
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8903
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Votes:	5910	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	9335
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7161
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!