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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	3937	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3594

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5664

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Potions Brewed:	85	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	270
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Farms Harvested:	437	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1324	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!