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The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

Anus, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Business, Coincidence, comedic, digestion, double meaning, excrement, Food, funny, gross, humor, Mouth, Observation, Poop, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, PvP, scatological humor, toilet humor, wordplay

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	436268	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Hazeynetwork

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, PvP, Raiding, TOWN, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Star Shards Collected:	245
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Towny / LifeSteal / PVP Games + More Coming

Please Join Our Discord 500+ members For all information and to start a Town / NationDiscord: https://discord.gg/HaZey

Welcome to HaZeyNetwork, a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting experience for players of all skill levels. With a focus on towny and life steal gameplay, PvP, survival, and economy, this server offers endless hours of fun and adventure. Explore a real-sized world map with the help of Dynmap, where you can see exactly where you are and where you want to go. Gather resources, build your own town or nation, and become a powerful force in the server’s thriving community. With daily rewards, voting rewards, and a variety of activities to keep you engaged, you’ll never run out of things to do. nations aren’t just limited to small towns – they can become massive empires, with their own armies and territories to conquer. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and you’ll need to be careful of rebels and other players who may try to overthrow your rule. But beware, as raiding is allowed, you’ll need to protect your town from potential attacks by other players. Whether you’re looking for a peaceful life as a builder or a more aggressive role as a raider, there’s a place for you on HaZeyNetwork. So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and start your own adventure in this exciting Minecraft world. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone on HaZeyNetwork.

Tags/Features Listed

Economy, Survival, Earth, Towny, PvE, PvP, Vanilla, Daily Rewards, kits, Real Size World Map, Dynmap, Warzone, Raiding, Earth, Nations, Lifesteal, redstonepvp, Premium, cracked, Minecraft Server.

Play.HaZeyNetwork.com

Mythiclands

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	63	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3334

| Mythiclands | 1.18.2

Mythiclands is a faction server with custom items, mobs, and more. It released on 6/11/2022.

mythiclands.toolkit.events

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Crops Grown:	8477
Towns Built:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6917

❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!

PS We also have the most delicious cakes!

mr3.RaiCloud.ru

Valor

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

play.valorhcf.net

Astral gaming

Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Astral Gaming NETWORK

We are a small network trying to give players what they want. We always add new features to the server when we can or when players suggest new things.

We plan to expand our network with more servers, so far we have planned to add Creative, and Minigames.

So far we have Survival up and running due to being a slow process of testing and setting everything up.

We welcome all players!

play.astralgamers.com

luckyblockSSW0I0

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	5239	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

This is just a modded survival server, if you’re interested join the discord server to get more information and the mods for joining the server.

luckyblockSSW0I0.aternos.me

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	299467	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8616
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!

PS We also have the most delicious cakes!

mr1.RaiCloud.ru

2bx2bt

Anarchy, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

2bx2bt is an anarchy server where there are NO RULES and HACKING IS ALLOWED! No staff, you cant be banned for anything on this server! So you can have fun all day and not be stopped because of being banned! Have fun!

2bx2bt.minehut.gg

Possibly modded

Modded

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Technic Launcher Pack

Possibly Modded combines fan-favorite mods such as Immersive Engineering, Twilight Forest, Mystical Agriculture, and many others for an immersive experience that is left in the beholder’s hands to shape. Whether you explore the far reaches of countless dungeons and structures, or craft and shape new dimensions, there is something for everyone here. An ever-growing modlist based around community input boasts countless hours of fun for all.

possiblymodded.apexmc.co

MysticalAges MageCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

MysticalAges MageCraft JoinNow! –> IP: gameon.mc-srv.com Discord: https://discord.com/invite/2z9YgeM Need Some Info Read Our Discord #plugin-info #server-starter-guide

gameon.mc-srv.com