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The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4251	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

Anus, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Business, Coincidence, comedic, digestion, double meaning, excrement, Food, funny, gross, humor, Mouth, Observation, Poop, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, PvP, scatological humor, toilet humor, wordplay

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

LAFireStopper Minecraft Server

California, Canada, Claim, climate change, disaster relief, drought, emergency response, environmental policy, Experts, firefighting, international relations, L.A. fires, LAFireStopper, Minecraft, natural disasters, political statements, preposterous, Resource Management, Server, trump, united states, Water, Wildfires

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4899
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much water from canada that we can put out all the fires in L.A.! experts say it’s preposterous but we say it’s just another day on our server. build your own fireproof house and watch as the flames are extinguished by our magical canadian water. who needs firefighters when you have our server? join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unbelievable claims!

CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship

citizenship, Citizenship law, citizenship policy, citizenship revocation, citizenship rights, constitution, constitutional change, constitutional reform, CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship, Government, immigration, law, legislation, policy, Politics, REFORM, revoke, revoke citizenship, Sweden, Swedish citizenship, Swedish government

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	339	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, this server is like the wildest place in all of Minecraft land, dude. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. it’s a crazy adventure, bro.

plus, we have this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have superpowers and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, you heard me right. diamonds. for free. just waiting for you to come and mine them.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world and full of insane surprises, then this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Blocky Consequences: The Server

Accountability, actions, AUTHORITY, Behavior, blocky, Choices, compliance, consequences, Decision making, enforcement, Justice, law, legal framework, Legal System, Obligations, penalties, regulations, repercussions.., restrictions, RIGHTS, rules, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ores Mined:	8224	Dragon Eggs Found:	8210
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Emeralds Found:	7806
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the wildest place in all of minecraft, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

first off, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re like, the size of a freakin’ house, man. but don’t worry, they’re friendly. unless you mess with their eggs. then all bets are off.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every saturday night? it’s lit, bro. like, literally. there’s fire everywhere. but don’t worry, it’s totally safe. probably.

so, like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you gotta check this place out. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those laser-eyed pigs. then you might regret it a little.

Rat Anxiety: Avoidance Mapping Server

Animal Behavior, anxiety, anxiety process, avoidance, avoidance behavior, behavioral patterns, brain mapping, cells, cognitive processes, emotional regulation, fear conditioning, fear memories, Mapping, neural pathways, neuroscience, places to avoid, rat, Rats, robot anxiety, Robot threats, rodent studies, Server, stress response, thinking, worry responses

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where robot threats trigger worry responses in rats, but don’t worry, we have plenty of cheese to calm your nerves. our cells in rats’ brains mark places to avoid, but we turned those places into epic dungeons for you to conquer! after you defeat the dungeons, the rats will keep thinking about you afterward because you’re a legend in the making. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

What is the IP for Jonny RaZeR Minecraft Server?

jonny, Minecraft, Razer, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Jonny RaZeR is a talented musician and producer known for his dynamic and innovative approach to electronic music. With a background in production and a keen ear for the latest trends in the genre, Jonny RaZeR has quickly established himself as a rising star in the industry. His unique sound combines elements of progressive house, trance, and dubstep, resulting in tracks that are both captivating and high-energy. With a growing fanbase and an impressive discography, Jonny RaZeR is poised to make a significant impact on the electronic music scene in the coming years.

Iperios

beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, CrazyEnchants, Custom Enchants, Discord, Discord link, Dynmap, Economy, Essentials, facebook, Facebook Page, Griefprevention, guides, Iperios, MCMMO, Nations, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Starter information, Support

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

How do I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided by the staff. You will be able to establish your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

What resources can be conquered in-game?

There are resources camps that can be conquered in the game, which will provide income of geopolitical resources for the expansion of your nation. The complete list of resources and buildings can be found on the discord channels.

How can I get whitelisted to join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the discord and ask for whitelist. Once whitelisted, you will receive the IP and starter information in the #info-new-players channel.

Tiny TerraCraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, animal protagonist, bedtime story, Bunny, Ch.1, chapter book, children’s book, Colorful, Enchanting, FANTASY, friendship, illustrated, imagination, Magic, Millefiori, Piccolina, Rabbit, storytelling, Terracraft, Tiny, WHIMSICAL, young readers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3107
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland filled with bunnies that shoot rainbows out of their butts! I’m not even kidding, it’s like a freakin’ Lisa Frank dream come true!

And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out some sick dance moves.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually unicorn horns and the zombies wear tutus? It’s like a bizarre fever dream, but in the best way possible. So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Adult, aita, autistic, Cornwall, Cyprus, Disappointed, family holiday, hot weather, loud noises, Minecraft, overstimulated, Server, spain, spend time together, Stay home, textures in food, treated like one, unfamiliar environments, University, VacayVeto, Vegetarian

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5298	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9871
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	9421
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the hot weather of Spain and the overstimulating noises of everyday life! Our server is like a cool, quiet Cornwall vacation, but without the pesky flights and language barriers.

Join us and enjoy a virtual paradise where you can eat all the virtual food you want without worrying about textures or dietary restrictions. No need to worry about annoying your family or feeling out of place – on our server, everyone is welcome and treated like the adult they are.

So why spend your summer in Cyprus when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Come join us for a relaxing, stress-free gaming experience that’s sure to make your family jealous of your virtual vacation. See you there!

MineCraftyPS5GF

Boyfriend, capacity, college, DISSAPOINTED, Financials, Gaming, gaming together, holidays, lagging, MineCraftyPS5GF, nintendo switch, ps4, PS5, Rent, savings, split costs, split finances, unreasonable, Upset, well paid job

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all financial disputes with a game of blocky battles! Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also navigating the complexities of shared expenses.

We understand the importance of gaming compatibility in a relationship, which is why we offer a special “Ps5 Dilemma” questline. Will you choose to splurge on the latest console or wait for your partner to catch up? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – like angry messages in the chat and passive-aggressive block placements.

Embark on epic adventures with your significant other, whether they play on a PS4, Switch, or even a vintage Gameboy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with overdue rent payments and IOUs for vacations past.

So come on, join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love and gaming – because in the world of Minecraft, diamonds aren’t the only thing that can break a relationship!

NATO SplurgeCraft

Boss, defense budget, defense funding, economic priorities, european parliament, european union, finance, government spending, international relations, Military, military alliances, military budget, military spending, nato, political decisions, rethink welfare, SECURITY, social programs, Splurge, SplurgeCraft, Welfare

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a military of pigs ready to take on any creepers that dare to step foot in our land. NATO boss said our server is the bomb dot com and you gotta join to see why. we got welfare for all our players so you can build the biggest, baddest base ever. European Parliament is shook by how awesome our server is, they can’t even handle it. so come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it.