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CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7772
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2976
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	4467

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	5799
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.