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Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Drades, Epic, KWAB, KWABDRADE, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	9092
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

IDGAFcraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t care less about, couldn’t care less if, couldn’t care less whether, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a toss, disinterest, Disregard, don’t give a fig, don’t give a hoot, IDGAFcraft, indifference, indifference towards, lack of concern, neglect, nonchalance, not bothered, not fussed about, unconcern, whats the point

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2409	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

Assassination, Beirut, blockbusters, boom, Commanders, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, IDF operation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, militant group, Military, OPERATIONs, regional instability, SECURITY, security operation, Terrorism, terrorism threat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	4168	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	194

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

ZenithMC.mcserver.us

Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magic Items Found:	2143	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

play.cubywars.net:25577

Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, excessive spending, family dynamics, family relationships, family trips, Family Values, intervention, materialism, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Privilege, psychological help, Server, Social Skills, spoiled child, TripToTherapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!