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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 555 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 452 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
