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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 262 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1211 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
