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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9750 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!
