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Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

ZenithMC.mcserver.us

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Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

play.cubywars.net:25577

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Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, excessive spending, family dynamics, family relationships, family trips, Family Values, intervention, materialism, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Privilege, psychological help, Server, Social Skills, spoiled child, TripToTherapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

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HomeDepotPupper

Boundaries, child safety, Confrontation, dog owner, dog-friendly, Etiquette, golden retriever, Home Depot, Home Depot incident, HomeDepotPupper, Kid, leash, parenting, personal space, pet behavior, pet etiquette, public place, service dog, social norms, vest

Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

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EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?

EndlessCraft, Intimacy, Limit, relationship satisfaction, sex, sex duration, sexual activity, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual connection, sexual duration, sexual endurance, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stamina, sexual wellness, smp, Time

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SodaCraftersUnited

Beverage, carbonated beverage, Cherry, Coca Cola, Cola, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, drink, fanta, favorite soda, grape, lemon-lime, Mountain Dew, orange, pepsi, refreshment, root beer, Soda, SodaCraftersUnited, soft drink, sprite

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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RadwanRaiders

Assassination, Axios, Conflict, Eliminated, extremist group, Figures, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, Hezbollah operatives, international news, Israeli official, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, Military, political violence, Radwan force, RadwanRaiders, security threat, targeted killings, Terrorism, upper leadership

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can eliminate ur enemies like Hezbollahs Radwan force upper leadership? well, this is the place for u, my dude! we got approximately 20 figures waiting for u to take them down and become the ultimate warrior in the blocky world!

join us now and show those Israeli officials who’s boss! we promise u a wild ride filled with crazy battles and epic victories. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

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