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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4287 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?