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EdgeWorld Selfies

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	679
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	1848
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mines Excavated:	1772
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crops Grown:	8319	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	6212	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	88	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	1083	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Potions Brewed:	109
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Votes:	2874
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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