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MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	86

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4803	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	553670
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.