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BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Votes:	1574

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ores Mined:	8629	Alien Abductions:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	3086	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	182
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	750324
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw