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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7816 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
