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Hungry Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	169	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the current location is the Three Fairies’ Flippin’ Funky Forest Treehouse®! This place is so magical, even the trees do the cha-cha when you walk by.

But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!

Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).

Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!

Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

Country Simulation, Crafty, Empire, EU5, game discussion, Game Downloads, Game Mods, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, games, Gaming Community, general, grand strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online forums, Random Country Picker, Server, strategy, strategy games, strategy tips, Vic 3

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1291	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	8094	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	9189
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	2216	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Explore, Friends, Magic, Magicka, Magistica, Minecraft, Server, Shaders, sorcery, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	726	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7879
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.