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  • Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

    Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

    3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

    4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

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  • EmployeeFucker69 – Minecraft SMP

    EmployeeFucker69 – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Rumor has it that the owner is secretly dating all the staff members, leading to some scandalous love triangles and power struggles. Join us for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even get involved yourself – who knows, you might just find your true love among the admins! So what are you waiting for? Come join our wild and wacky server today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyVenezFraudProof

    CraftyVenezFraudProof

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

    so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

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  • Vlad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Vlad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy minecraft server where all the players are like, super rich billionaires and they all left their orthodox priest husbands for each other. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! you gotta join this server to see all the drama and scandal unfold. plus, there’s like, diamonds everywhere and you can build a mansion fit for a billionaire. come join the madness, it’s gonna be wild!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KyrgyzCraft Server: Arrested Fiancé’s Proposal

    KyrgyzCraft Server: Arrested Fiancé’s Proposal

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the president of Kyrgyzstan arrests people for having too lit marriage proposals! we promise you won’t get arrested for being too extra in our server, unless you build a diamond castle for your boo, then you might get in trouble 😂🏰💎 join now for a chance to have a wild adventure like the niece’s fiancé, but without the jail time! #wedontarrestforlove #minecraftfun #diamondcastlesfordays 🚓🚫💍

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  • BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

    BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

    Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

    Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

    CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

    Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

    So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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  • RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

    RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

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    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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  • TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!

    TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and survive!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth about Trump’s secret underground bunker where he hosts wild parties with Epstein and his alien friends. Build your own conspiracy theories while constructing epic structures and battling mythical creatures like the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can trade diamonds for unicorn horns and ride on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

    VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

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    Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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