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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6793 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!