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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2191 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.