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PumpScamala Minecraft SMP

AszNfvC98D26xt662oZeXbGanQW7znsQir3qFKPh, bags, Blockchain, chain, content theft, cryptocurrency, cut your dick off, degenerate gamblers, get fucked, high heavens, jeets, launched deployed, Live, Minecraft, Pump, pump.fun, PumpScamala, rug, scam, scamala, sell it to your mother, smp, subcontinental dravidians

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than scamala! We’re live on pump.fun and we’re ready to take your gaming experience to the next level. And trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this opportunity because if you do, we’ll do some seriously messed up stuff like cutting off your dick and selling it to your own mother. Yeah, we’re that hardcore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with subcontinental dravidians out degenerate gamblers who will keep you on your toes at all times. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got some jeets who stole all the content and launched deployed a rug straight on chain. Yeah, things get pretty crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join scamala today on pump.fun and let’s pump those bags together. Just be prepared for some insane adventures and a whole lot of chaos. See you on the server!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7399	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	870	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	824984
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	2545
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	1364
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	2043

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, PM Starmer, Politics, Server, solidarity, spokesperson, Statement, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, United Kingdom, Unity, unwavering

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	415
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server

Canadian city, changing demographics, city transformation, cultural evolution, cultural melting pot, demographic shift, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnic neighborhoods, gentrification, History, immigration, madness, Minecraft, multicultural, population growth, racial diversity, Server, social change, Toronto, urban development, urban history, urbanization

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9580	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	3441	Animals Bred:	161
Crops Grown:	4946	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	2140	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated the bustling city of Toronto! But hold on to your maple syrup, because this place was majority white 30 years ago – now it’s a melting pot of all kinds of crazy characters!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!

But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.

So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!